It's time for another matchup in the opening round of the Douche Bowl tournament: the ultimate--nay, only place where NFL fans around the world can finger the most obnoxious fan base to share this tiny planet with.
This week, we're asking you: Which NFC North team has the foulest, most repugnant fans?
Cast your vote below!
As we transition from the boisterous atmospheres of the AFC East, where Miami Dolphins fans recently nabbed the crown, we now turn our attention to the NFC North. In this division fandom is not just an act of support; it represents an unwavering commitment to one's team amidst some of the harshest weather conditions. Even though the Monsters of the Midway have submitted plans to build a domed stadium on the lake if the city agrees. Dick Butkus is rolling over in his grave at the thought of indoor football.
With rivalries as heated as a vaccine debate in Texas, we ask: which fanbase holds the title for being the douchiest in the NFC North? Will it be the passionate Minnesota Vikings, the proud Cheeseheads of Green Bay, the loyal followers of the Chicago Bears, or the optimistic Detroit Lions? Fasten your seatbelts, because this showdown is going to be black and blue.
The Minnesota Vikings: Purple Passion or Pain in the Aft?
Vikings fans are often celebrated for their strong commitment to the team. From the thrilling sound of the iconic Viking horn to the sea of purple and gold in U.S. Bank Stadium, the energy is palpable. In fact, statistics show that Vikings fans maintain one of the highest attendance records in the NFL, consistently filling 99.8% of available seats each season. Not that there is anything else to do in Minnesota on Sundays in the fall.
However, the fandom has its downsides. During tough moments, some fans can quickly turn into harsh critics, unleashing their frustrations not just on the players, but also on fellow fans. The reputation for being critical can sometimes overshadow their overall loyalty.
Remeber the 2017 NFC Championship Game where many fans took to social media to vent their anger toward the team’s performance instead of rallying support? Fans spent the week leading up to the game talking about destiny after the Minneapolis Miracle before being dismantled by the Eagles and their backup quarterback.
Does this split in accountability suggest a fanbase that could be considered difficult to tolerate? Your experiences may vary, but it’s certainly a topic ripe for discussion!
Green Bay Packers: The Cheeseheads’ Overzealous Loyalty
Cheeseheads, as the loyal Green Bay Packers fans are affectionately called, are known for their pride and dedication. Much like the legacy of the team itself, Packer fandom is built on decades of tradition. For instance, the franchise’s storied history includes 13 championships, with fans often recounting tales of their team’s glory no less than 90% of the time when engaging with rivals. The waiting list for season tickets stretches generationally. You are more likely to inherit the right to your grandpappy's seats than you are to survive the list.
When you get there don't be surprised to discover that you don't even have your own seat. You have a number on a steel bleacher.
Yet, this intense dedication can sometimes turn into snobbish behavior. Some fans might believe their long-standing loyalty gives them an upper hand in football debates, leading to what rivals perceive as condescension. Packer fans are known to passionately discuss their titles while dismissing rival achievements. The infamous “Titletown” debates can be especially grating, even for the most patient of opposing supporters.
So, do the proud achievements outweigh the perceived douchiness? That’s for you to debate!
Chicago Bears: Living in the 80’s
Fans of the Chicago Bears cherish a rich history that extends over 100 years, with traditions and a loyalty that only intensifies with time. Recent seasons have sparked newfound enthusiasm as new plays ignite the hopes of each fan. As one of the oldest franchises in the NFL, the Bears’ global fanbase has grown to approximately 8 million, indicating enduring support.
However, the pride many Bears fans carry can sometimes cross the line. Quick to showcase their team’s historical feats, they can engage in fierce rivalries, often resorting to claims about past glories. This bravado can sometimes become tiresome for those who are not Bears fans, especially when they bring up their famous '85 team as the standard for greatness.
Though most of their fans are not old enough to remember 1985, it is their only Super Bowl victory. The last Bears championship before that? 1963! So if you were a 10-year-old Bears fan who saw that game then you would be 72.
Does their historical pride compensate for their sometimes overwhelming loyalty? The ball is in your court!
Detroit Lions: Ankle Biters Transition to Knee Biters
One of the worst teams in the NFL, the Detroit Lions have turned a corner in the past few years and love to make sure everyone sees them.
In recent years, fan engagement at games has risen, with attendance reaching an impressive average of 75% in the wake of the frankly lovable brute that is MCDC and consecutive years of league leading player acquisitions.
In other words, the Lions fanbase has gone from lovable losers to entitled blowhards overnight.
Nonetheless, after decades of disappointing seasons, Lions supporters have developed a tendency to defend their team with extreme fervor. This eagerness can sometimes emanate an air of desperation, especially when discussing the team’s future. For instance, persistent debates about the team's draft choices can turn heated, revealing a blend of excitement and lingering frustration among fans.
Are they simply the lovable underdogs or are they veering into delusional territory? It’s your call!
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Time to Weigh In!
With the colorful fanbases of the NFC North in mind, the Douche Bowl is heating up! Each fanbase offers unique reasons for love or loathing, but it’s time to get down to it: who will represent thr NFC North in the Douche Bowl?
Cast your vote below!
Which NFC North fanbase is most obnoxious?
Chicago Bears
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings